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  1. Food and its results while at work.

    by , 07-10-2014 at 10:00 PM
    So for lunch at work today I ate a chicken sandwich, fries, a caramel sundae, and a large coke. Just got it all down and Bennett comes in with his girlfriend. My tummy has got a hellacious reaction going on with the ice cream and coke, it's fizzing and swelling and I am a couple of minutes from bursting if I don't release some pressure... and they always have a huge order. So I am doing everything I can to hold it in, be pleasant, not let anybody know that I can feel the volcano about to erupt, ...
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  2. Man....

    by , 01-01-2014 at 12:57 AM
    This afternoon at work I was getting hungry. (Surprise surprise, I am always hungry)
    I was standing there with my hands on my hips and asked Bruce if he was hungry yet. He looked at me and says, "Well, I am sure that YOU are." Well, yeah. I wasn't paying attention and while I said that I rubbed my hips. He says "Are you seeing how much more room you have or how much you're already filling out?" *Sigh* My response... "I am like a leopard gecko, just storing my fat ...
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  3. Nothing good happens when I get bored.

    by , 09-21-2013 at 05:54 PM
    Standing at the counter at work sorting literally thousands of mealworms. Had been standing there for about 15 minutes or so already, just scooping handfuls onto the tray, swishing the tray side to side to spread the bedding out, and using a tweezers to pick the worms, which were then put in to cups according to size. Had a regular customer walk up to get his rats and the poor guy says "Wow, that looks... boring as hell." My reply "Naw, when you do it for long enough your brain takes ...
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  4. Sign reading

    by , 08-28-2013 at 08:27 PM
    Sharing because of yesterdays post...

    We have a couple of adult painted agamas by the back counter. Every other person calls them bearded dragons. I have now written right on the front of the cage (Guess the label was too small) "We are Painted Agamas, NOT Bearded Dragons." So only about 20 times today I heard "Look at the bearded dragons!" it is a small improvement over the 50 times per day. Of course I still want to bash my head in to a wall...
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  5. Been awhile

    by , 08-27-2013 at 10:06 PM
    It's been crazy busy and we're running short staffed and I am losing my mind. And on top of it it is both back to school and the state fair times right now. So there is a LOT of stupid right now. It is only Tuesday and I have already heard three different people at different times look at the sign for the water monitors and say "Look at the water moccasins!" *Sigh* At least they are trying to read...
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