Wild Bill
10-26-2010, 06:05 PM
Seen this on a Cowboy site......LMAO
A Cowboy Christmas Story
'Twas the end of the season
and all through Jerry's house
players and fans were cheering,
cause, the whole coaching staff had just gotten bounced
Shocking words came from Jerry
seems he finally cared
Cheers for Bill Cowher
filled the air!
Fellow fans in there jerseys, and me in my cap
We waved good by to the cup cake,
and his sissy crap!
Then out on the turf, there arose such a clatter
Fans sprung to there feet to see what was the matter.
a way to the field I flew in a flash
The news so exciting
I broke out in a rash
When, what to my wondering eyes from the locker room should appear
But a mighty Bill Cowher, with those eyes players fear.
I knew in moment, all would be fine
Cowher would rule Jerry's house and keep him in line.
Cowher then Whistled and called them by name,
Cowboys starters, you are to blame!
Enough of the penalties, enough of the shame
we will rebuild this club
and restore honor and fame!
Now fans are all nestled, smug in there beds
While visions of super bowls danced in there heads
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
chin straight out and a fist over head.
Get your a55's in that locker room,
he yelled to the boys
your fans deserve better, now search and destroy
But I heard Bill exclaim,
as they ran out of sight,
Super bowls to all, I'll make this team RIGHT!
A Cowboy Christmas Story
'Twas the end of the season
and all through Jerry's house
players and fans were cheering,
cause, the whole coaching staff had just gotten bounced
Shocking words came from Jerry
seems he finally cared
Cheers for Bill Cowher
filled the air!
Fellow fans in there jerseys, and me in my cap
We waved good by to the cup cake,
and his sissy crap!
Then out on the turf, there arose such a clatter
Fans sprung to there feet to see what was the matter.
a way to the field I flew in a flash
The news so exciting
I broke out in a rash
When, what to my wondering eyes from the locker room should appear
But a mighty Bill Cowher, with those eyes players fear.
I knew in moment, all would be fine
Cowher would rule Jerry's house and keep him in line.
Cowher then Whistled and called them by name,
Cowboys starters, you are to blame!
Enough of the penalties, enough of the shame
we will rebuild this club
and restore honor and fame!
Now fans are all nestled, smug in there beds
While visions of super bowls danced in there heads
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
chin straight out and a fist over head.
Get your a55's in that locker room,
he yelled to the boys
your fans deserve better, now search and destroy
But I heard Bill exclaim,
as they ran out of sight,
Super bowls to all, I'll make this team RIGHT!