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AaronP
12-16-2008, 03:24 PM
Anyone have any weird methods that they use to get their boys going?

I tend to move all my boys to 1 rack and then put my TV in front of it and loop road house for 24 hours before I pair them up with their girls, that seems to work out best.

[Disclaimer: I am of course Joking and this is meant to be satire]

Wildmorph Pythons
12-16-2008, 03:29 PM
I play them Clay Akin. After they hear that they have to rub up on a female just to get it out of their heads.

m00kfu
12-16-2008, 03:29 PM
I bet you'd have better luck if you looped one of the dvd's for 24. Jack Bauer > James Dalton. ;)

NoahHart
12-16-2008, 03:40 PM
I dont think these are weird but this is what I try if I have a male that is slow to start.
Make sure they are being cycled in some way.
Put shed of a mature breeding male in his tub, and or the tub he is in with female.
Pop a mature male and wipe his sperm on the top of the tail of the female he is with.
Put him in with a breeding pair for a short time.

Just keep at these things and keep rotating him in with the girls and usually they will get the hang of it.

AaronP
12-16-2008, 03:50 PM
I bet you'd have better luck if you looped one of the dvd's for 24. Jack Bauer > James Dalton. ;)

Um hell no! James Dalton > * [For you none computer literate folk * = all possible variables]

pwilliams58
12-16-2008, 03:54 PM
Obviously I play Barry White.

Sputnik
12-16-2008, 04:06 PM
Let's try and keep on topic here guys....

FloridaHogs
12-16-2008, 04:46 PM
I just put them together and pray!

ScrubyScrubyDoo
12-16-2008, 05:15 PM
some of you may find this offensive but Raymond Hoser came out with a new method of copulating his animals... Artificial insemination. No kidding... He talks about how to get the males in the mood, he manually masturbates them.. He goes on to say that after that they are rearing and reading to go..

I'll be the first to say it, I'm not trying it!

Rob

beclende
12-16-2008, 05:27 PM
He talks about how to get the males in the mood, he manually masturbates them.. He goes on to say that after that they are rearing and reading to go..
Rob

I think if it ever comes to that I will just label said male as a "different" and move on...............reminds me of a scene from the second jackass film.

Tosha
12-16-2008, 05:29 PM
Truth be told I'm just like the rest of you pair them up when the low front moves in and dance naked to the snake gods.

ScrubyScrubyDoo
12-16-2008, 05:32 PM
I think if it ever comes to that I will just label said male as a "different" and move on...............reminds me of a scene from the second jackass film.


Omg i think i just vomited my coffee while reading that post... I remember that scene. His method was derived out of, hmmmm knowing hoser probably for fun...lol... he's a tool anyway... But it would have a place and purpose in the herp culture, propagating species that are not easy to breed... Boelens come to mind... WC species that can no longer be plucked from the wild and not to mention the possibility of hybrids... which I'm not a fan of.

Rob

Tosha
12-16-2008, 05:36 PM
But it would have a place and purpose in the herp culture, propagating species that are not easy to breed... Boelens come to mind... WC species that can no longer be plucked from the wild and not to mention the possibility of hybrids... which I'm not a fan of.

Rob

I don't think it would work at least for balls -- the female needs the male interaction in order to develop and fertilize her follicles. :cool:

Albey
12-16-2008, 05:37 PM
Truth be told I'm just like the rest of you pair them up when the low front moves in and dance naked to the snake gods.
Hey Tosha, what time does the show start? http://www.albeysreptiles.com/images/icon_smile_tongue.gif

beclende
12-16-2008, 05:37 PM
Good point tosha! Yet another reason to not be in favor of the human on snake lovin'

jasballs
12-16-2008, 05:38 PM
Anyone have any weird methods that they use to get their boys going?


I like to put the smaller younger males in with females as soon as they are done being bred by another male. 9 times out of 10 it does the job! You just have to watch who your putting in with who. So there is no problem if that male locks with the female.

ScrubyScrubyDoo
12-16-2008, 05:39 PM
I don't think it would work at least for balls -- the female needs the male interaction in order to develop and fertilize her follicles. :cool:

the female needs sperm to fertilize her follicles... I'll go into more details if any one is interested in reading ... there is a easy method to transfer male sperm that has been well... ejaculated into the fertile female....

Rob

EDIT.... I totally missed your post.... lmao.... he haw... behind every good man is a better woman

AaronP
12-16-2008, 06:32 PM
Hey Tosha, what time does the show start? http://www.albeysreptiles.com/images/icon_smile_tongue.gif

I have tickets to see her at Phillips Arena, I have a spare, you want it?

:devil:

Omg i think i just vomited my coffee while reading that post... I remember that scene. His method was derived out of, hmmmm knowing hoser probably for fun...lol... he's a tool anyway... But it would have a place and purpose in the herp culture, propagating species that are not easy to breed... Boelens come to mind... WC species that can no longer be plucked from the wild and not to mention the possibility of hybrids... which I'm not a fan of.

Rob

This is kinda off topic [Hah!] But Boelens do breed in captivity, it's getting them to lay eggs that's the problem.

Tosha
12-16-2008, 08:26 PM
Hey Tosha, what time does the show start? http://www.albeysreptiles.com/images/icon_smile_tongue.gif


You aint missing much Albey -- think bad episode of the Jerry Springer show.