View Full Version : Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table


xanaxez
12-24-2008, 07:14 AM
something else to give ohio people a bad name i guess lmao

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

Quig
12-24-2008, 07:46 AM
GOOD GAWD!!! Did I have to wake up to this?????:eek: Maybe I'll go back to bed and try this place again later :lmao:

Naples9
12-24-2008, 07:52 AM
Dang it, Larry!!!! I thought we beat this! :lol: Sorry, Brother...it was right there!! :cheers:

FloridaHogs
12-24-2008, 08:15 AM
Ummm....I.....well......I just don't have a response to that!

Wild Bill
12-24-2008, 09:01 AM
With a metal table? WTF!! :nono:

Tama
12-24-2008, 09:47 AM
:eek: .....poor tables.

Mrs. Sputnik
12-24-2008, 09:55 AM
Ummm....I.....well......I just don't have a response to that!
Neither do I

skm0308
12-24-2008, 09:58 AM
I didn't see, was it a male or female table?

BryonsBoas
12-24-2008, 10:02 AM
Geez , nothing is safe in Ohio. Even the poor tables have a reason to be scared.

xanaxez
12-24-2008, 10:31 AM
Geez , nothing is safe in Ohio. Even the poor tables have a reason to be scared.

i would agree even though i moved here 3 years ago lol you dont see this type of stuff in nc lol

Buckskin
12-24-2008, 10:34 AM
I have heard of nailing a board, but a metal table?

BryonsBoas
12-24-2008, 10:36 AM
i would agree even though i moved here 3 years ago lol you dont see this type of stuff in nc lol

Yeah , thats because in NC the wildlife is nervous.

Varanette
12-24-2008, 10:58 AM
OOOOOOOOOUCH! What if he gets cut with a metal shaving? I don't even want to know what that would feel like!

What makes these people do these things?

Our world is a very twisted place!

JOHNS6068
12-24-2008, 11:49 AM
holy cow what is wrong with people!!!

xanaxez
12-24-2008, 12:00 PM
holy cow what is wrong with people!!!

i dont know but i do know this, he gave a whole new meaning to the expression of screwing anything that isnt bolted down lmao

147BOAS
12-24-2008, 01:03 PM
i always said the water was bad in ohio hahah
some people are sick

AaronP
12-24-2008, 01:51 PM
Wait you guy's don't do that..............that's also from March btw.

Tosha
12-24-2008, 01:56 PM
On a picnic table ok with a picnic table psychiatric evaluation needed.

Laooda
12-24-2008, 02:03 PM
I hope his dinner guests didn't see that clip... :cool:

Varanette
12-24-2008, 02:06 PM
I agree with Tosha about the ON the picnic table....but WITH it...you must need some help...can you imagine if we were all back in High schoola nd were walking by and saw that.....:lmao: I would have sooo said something to him....:D

chrisr9240
12-24-2008, 02:19 PM
now there are some ugly women in bellvue but but dammm they arent that bad LOL

Southern Wolf
12-24-2008, 04:26 PM
When I first saw this thread... Im thinking ON the table... but then I read it again.

Now look... Im kinky.... but deeeaaaammmm even I aint that messed up in the head. You definately need some help if your getting it on WITH a table. Im just gonna stop here... before it has to go to the saloon

jonf
12-24-2008, 05:24 PM
Thats extremely messed up........!

unless the table had a nice set of boobs. wait, did the article say if it had a nice set or not? If it did, then that just as easily could have been me in that pic! :lol:

damn, and I thought these stories only came out of Florida

cornbread
12-24-2008, 05:32 PM
Thats just crazzzzzyyyy. wait isnt it freezing in Ohio right now-----Remember what happens to skin and metal in the cold...OOOOUCH LOL I remember a guy who used a hot tub jet in orlando and it took the fire dept. 4 hours to get it out...wow

Tosha
12-24-2008, 05:53 PM
Thats extremely messed up........!

unless the table had a nice set of boobs. wait, did the article say if it had a nice set or not? If it did, then that just as easily could have been me in that pic! :lol:

damn, and I thought these stories only came out of Florida

You're right -- we don't know what the table looked like :lol:

http://jetpythons.com/sexywTable.jpg

Southern Wolf
12-24-2008, 06:53 PM
Damn... Tosh... where do you come up with some of this

cornbread
12-25-2008, 05:28 PM
Wow thats a Nice table:wamma:
But still :nono: LOL

constrictorkeeper
12-25-2008, 09:08 PM
Geez , nothing is safe in Ohio. Even the poor tables have a reason to be scared.

that's true, but it does take some stress off the sheep population.
ck

Southern Wolf
12-25-2008, 09:16 PM
ouch

Rick247
12-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Perverts every where I tell you.

:lol::rockon::machinegun:

Southern Wolf
12-25-2008, 09:47 PM
Hey.... I resemble that remark

Jaymz
12-25-2008, 10:18 PM
Speechless

Quig
12-25-2008, 11:48 PM
I can't believe this thread went three pages :lmao:

Southern Wolf
12-26-2008, 01:33 AM
I can

xanaxez
12-26-2008, 01:45 AM
i can too lmao it's a humerous post

Bumblebee Tuna
12-26-2008, 10:34 AM
No Way!!! Must be an Ohio thang because we only have sex with warm barbeques down here...never tables man, you have to eat on them!