View Full Version : hey larry 'n BT...FAQ's


constrictorkeeper
10-15-2008, 11:23 AM
maybe we can get some of our super informed members to produce some answers to those nagging FAQ's that are always flying around and remaining sometimes unanswered 'cause nobody has time to type the same longwinded replies five hundred forty seven times.
for instance if i feel i can help a newbie get their CH ball started, and i've got good info, but i type like i'm wearing pine-tarred ski gloves on a keyboard that's buried halfway in vermiculite, i could go through that pain once, and you guys could immortalize it into perpetuity.
if you guys set that up, i'm sure eventually this place could be THE resource on the web for quick, experienced, answers to any and every damn, nagging, " if-my-balls-are-inflamed-what-should-i-put-on-them?" freaking question that we've all seen over and over again on kingsnake.
go ahead, ask me if your "het-for-butt-ugly ball" is a freakin' yellowbelly one more freakin' time !
instead of having to throttle the perpetrators of such "cant find the search-the-forums-link carnage" you could offer them a readily available resource which could save the animal's life if the question is about a bad belly burn and it's 12:06 a.m. pacific time.
your combined proactive nature could get this off the ground in a hot newyorkcity second. we could all rate the replies (if it's in our range of experience) and users could make an informed decision about the content before they follow any "recipies".
talk about your southern hospitality !
see what y'think about that.
ck

BT
10-15-2008, 11:35 AM
maybe we can get some of our super informed members to produce some answers to those nagging FAQ's that are always flying around and remaining sometimes unanswered 'cause nobody has time to type the same longwinded replies five hundred forty seven times.
for instance if i feel i can help a newbie get their CH ball started, and i've got good info, but i type like i'm wearing pine-tarred ski gloves on a keyboard that's buried halfway in vermiculite, i could go through that pain once, and you guys could immortalize it into perpetuity.
if you guys set that up, i'm sure eventually this place could be THE resource on the web for quick, experienced, answers to any and every damn, nagging, " if-my-balls-are-inflamed-what-should-i-put-on-them?" freaking question that we've all seen over and over again on kingsnake.
go ahead, ask me if your "het-for-butt-ugly ball" is a freakin' yellowbelly one more freakin' time !
instead of having to throttle the perpetrators of such "cant find the search-the-forums-link carnage" you could offer them a readily available resource which could save the animal's life if the question is about a bad belly burn and it's 12:06 a.m. pacific time.
your combined proactive nature could get this off the ground in a hot newyorkcity second. we could all rate the replies (if it's in our range of experience) and users could make an informed decision about the content before they follow any "recipies".
talk about your southern hospitality !
see what y'think about that.
ck

I think it's a hellva idea and I love your way with words...LOL..."but i type like i'm wearing pine-tarred ski gloves on a keyboard that's buried halfway in vermiculite"...Now that's just classic right there...

constrictorkeeper
10-15-2008, 12:35 PM
secretly, i'm just trying to soften you up, lookin' to catch you in a moment of belly laugh induced weakness so i can get you to bust me one of those awesome reptile radio t's (size XL ). (which by the way, i would wear with as much red-necked pride as a guy from the northeast could humanly muster)
don't know if my secret plan will work, but i'm glad you found some humor in it.
if i can make just one person a day laugh, that'll be one less person who'll be stricken i'll by focusing too hard on the media's latest report that osama is ahead of mccain... (assuming you believe anything the media says)
like peter pan told wendy..."think happy thoughts"
how can you think happy thoughts with news like that bouncin' 'round.

seriously though, it could be powerful good to have something more than a kingsnake-type "basic care sheet and call it a day" page.
i'm sure jas could offer some insight into getting two week old rat pup feeders to father six clutches before they're 120 grams. who wouldn't want info like that at their fingertips ?
ck