FloridaHogs
01-01-2009, 03:45 PM
NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While
having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The
woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The
woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
"Hind Lick Maneuver," but I ain't never seed nobody do it.
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While
having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The
woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The
woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
"Hind Lick Maneuver," but I ain't never seed nobody do it.