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Spanish Words of the Day

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'
2. Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. July MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my w ife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow < /SPAN>
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'

Funny!
when i was in el salvador, one of our translators names was Julio, or July in english... so instead of saying liar or whatever, one of the girls in our group kept saying "you lie" over and over again, but she said it funny, and it sounded like july... and Julio kept turning around and being like why are you calling my name???

haha it was funny

Herpes is my fav. :lol: