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Sputnik
01-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Great job V'ster! :yessir::yourock:

Tama
01-13-2009, 07:55 PM
Congrats on the promotion V! :yourock:

norsmis
01-13-2009, 07:55 PM
WHAT???? MAJ VBear????? :lol:

Congrats Bro! You left me in the dust because we made CPT to same night! :yessir:

JChandler
01-13-2009, 07:57 PM
Congrats V :yessir: Keep up the outstanding work :yourock:

JOHNS6068
01-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Congrats V :yourock: Keep up the posting :yessir:

Larry
01-13-2009, 08:00 PM
Sure is a lot of brass running around the Bush-League.. lol Keep up the great source of info Big V..

:yessir:

kare
01-13-2009, 08:00 PM
Congrats! Wish I had more time to spare here so I could move up in ranks. LOL.

constrictorkeeper
01-13-2009, 08:17 PM
congrats V-man !
been told it's always better to be a major...
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Quig
01-13-2009, 08:21 PM
Congrats V :cheers:

Varanus99
01-13-2009, 08:36 PM
Thanks everyone! Its been a fun ride!!

Southern Wolf
01-13-2009, 08:43 PM
Congrats my litterary master.

Varanus99
01-13-2009, 08:52 PM
Congrats my litterary master.

Oh hush you flatterer you.

FloridaHogs
01-13-2009, 09:43 PM
WOOT WOOT V!! More blood stripes?? :lol:

Varanus99
01-13-2009, 09:46 PM
WOOT WOOT V!! More blood stripes?? :lol:

Nah just more song parodies :D

FloridaHogs
01-13-2009, 09:46 PM
We need one about becoming a major!

Varanus99
01-13-2009, 09:48 PM
We need one about becoming a major!

Did that already. Here it is if you missed it. To the tune of "Modern Major General"

*Ahem*.....


I am the very model of a major at the BLBC
Its amazing how expeditiously this wacky group has grown on me
Ive never been a forum user my posts total maybe three or four
However at the Bush-League Ive become quite the posting *

I am very well aquainted with the species of varandiae
From acanthurus to varius I talk about them every day
When selecting new additions its difficult for me to choose
My knowledge on the species often has a tendency to ooze

Im good at building cages and people always want to see
My Retes Stacks are as famous as Madonna used to be
So if you're taking monitors or lizards that can climb a tree
I am the very model of a major at the BLBC!

About the whole ball python thing I admit I have some work to do
When you post those combinations I cant always tell who is who
But thankfully the Bush League guys are always happy to explain
And I still say that black pastel pied is freakin' insane

I love the red tail boas they probably are my favorite group
Maybe I could sneak them in if V-nette promises not to snoop
But still an eight foot snake is not an easy thing to hide
And forget about the White Plains Show because alas she is my ride

Im no stranger to colubrids and in fact Ive hatched a lot of eggs
But lately my preference is solidly on things with legs
Corns and kings and milks and pines still very much a part of me
I am the very model of a major at the BLBC!

So no offense is meant to the snake keepers oh heavens no
At least you dont have to worry about stuck shed on a lizard toe
Lets face it breeding snakes is a much more efficient strategty
But often times I feel they lack a certain personality

In fact I plan on getting snakes as soon as I can find the chance
Just a little more coaxing will be needed here at the ranch
Just a few ball pythons and perhaps a little boa pair
Ill even let her pick one out I believe that is very fair!

Lets not forget the BS thread the starter does deserve our thanks
Without it lets face it folks we may not have achieved our ranks
I can throw the BS with the fury of a raging sea
I am the very model of a major at the BLBC!


Follow along with the tune! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZM__VdEjk
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FloridaHogs
01-13-2009, 10:00 PM
I did catch it after i made that post. Very very nice Mr V.

earthpig23
01-13-2009, 10:31 PM
congrats sir!

:yessir::yessir::yessir::yessir:

anendeloflorien
01-13-2009, 10:38 PM
Damn V good job! I've still got a LOT of catching up to do :D. I think it'll be a few months before I see CPT though with the way work and stuff's been lately.

Mrs. Sputnik
01-13-2009, 10:38 PM
CONGRATS MAJOR V

147BOAS
01-14-2009, 03:59 PM
congrats v

onionboy
01-14-2009, 06:12 PM
congrats V.

onionboy

luciddream
01-14-2009, 09:03 PM
Congrats! You earned it with all the great info you've shared here. :yourock: :yessir: :master:

Varanette
01-15-2009, 08:25 AM
CONGRATS HUN! You Deserve it! :D

Quig
01-15-2009, 08:34 AM
You're simply outrageous :lmao:. That little ditty was a riot. Congrats on your promotion.

Laura Fopiano
01-15-2009, 09:12 AM
Awesome song V!

kare
01-15-2009, 01:09 PM
Congrats, Major V!

Varanus99
01-15-2009, 05:40 PM
You're simply outrageous :lmao:. That little ditty was a riot. Congrats on your promotion.

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed. I kinda like that one myself :D

chrisr9240
01-15-2009, 08:34 PM
congrats

tfs
01-16-2009, 12:17 AM
[QUOTE=Varanus99;65977]Did that already. Here it is if you missed it. To the tune of "Modern Major General"

*Ahem*.....

well that was good .didnt know ya had it in you.
goodnight ,
toni